Sunday, November 9, 2008

enter my mind for a second...

So if you've ever read Twilight you probably wonder how it would be to be able to read someone mind? Like there is probably one person above all others that you would love to just hear their thoughts...cuz they're weirdos. Well i'm going to allow you to hear my thoughts for the next ten minutes (or how ever long it takes me to lose interest in this) Ight here we go....
  • uhhhhh....whoa blank mind

  • i have math homework that NO human speciman is capable of solving....therfore back of the book answers! yes

  • i think when i'm out of high school im gunna take a vacation to like Seattle and dress in all black and wear a turtle neck and one of those french hats and then go hang out in like a coffee shop for a couple of days. i wouldn't get coffee though, id get like italian soda. i'd just ask them to put in a coffee thing. Then i'd go sit in one the dark corners. Then the people that are actually serious about going to those places will think i'm way mysterious and wonder my story.

  • and when i'm married i think i'm gunna go down stairs in my robe and slips and some reading glasses and get a coffee cup and hold it kinda like they do in the movies. ya know? ( OJ or like hot chocolate) and then when my husband comes down i'll be standing by the table pretending to read the paper and then act kinda surprised like i didnt notice him there. but i think that would be kinda cute. until we have children cuz then it would probably be weird after that cuz he'd probably be like "uh hunny why did you leave the baby in the crib"

  • What the heck. who decided that coffee looks cool? Why do i have this perception of people with coffee cups? No one knows.

  • Also who decided that foamy hand sanitizer actually is doing any good at all. or actually ANY hand sanitizers for that matter. They could've easily put some hair gel or aloe vera in those bottles and we depend on it like we actually just actually washed our hands. Its just a little hard to believe it could actually kill 99% of germs. Some of those germs could be kinda nice and good ones.

  • do you ever think maybe we dont really know what we look like? Like maybe we look in the mirror and see a completely different person then every one else. Like maybe its kinda like taste buds, how everyone's are different? Maybe we have sight buds or look buds. Maybe i'm actually a 250 pound indian but i'm not aware of that. I do actually eat pretty fast compared to some of the other peeps in the lunch cafeteria.

  • Has anyone actually ever tryed the food in the 72-hour kits? Like the (supposeably) pasta or mashed potatoes or whatever. I really don't think anyone has ever had the courage to actually open one of those and actually eat it. Maybe we should have a 72-hour kit meal like once a month so our body isn't like "WHAT THE HECK! EW GROSS AHH STOP FEEDING ME THIS CRAP" and does all this weird stuff. Maybe we should all build a immunity to it before we actually have to rely on it.

I'm actually serious about math homework so i kinda have to go....Talk to y'all later

2 comments:

Taneil said...

You are so funny! Seriously! You should write for a magazine! I think the newspapers would love your thoughts! Now go do your math homework!

Ty and Shay said...

I love your blog! You should be a writer! I love to enter the mind of Whits!